I just checked the weather. It’s 88 degrees at 7:20 pm. When I relate this to my co-author, she says “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR STATE???”
east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners: I haven’t left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-
Floridian here. I can explain this briefly:
1. NO SNOW.
2. I will be swimming in September. And October. And November. Possibly December. I may have to give it up in January and February, but swimming resumes swiftly in March and continues until the next year.
3. we are all batshit crazy.
(only in Florida, y’all)
GWYDION IS FUCKING AMAZING
SERIOUSLY YOU SHOULD CHECK HIM OUT
HE’S SO FUCKING SMOOTH
HE’S THE 007 OF TRICKSTERS
YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME?
HE TRICKED ARIANRHOD NOT ONCE
THAT IS SOME SERIOUS TRICKSTER SKILLZ THERE
BECAUSE SHE KNOWS SOME MAJOR FUCKING ENCHANTMENTS
AND COULD FUCK YOUR SHIT UP WITHOUT…