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Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

I both love and hate the fact that I trust a comedian to report the truth more than I trust actual journalists.

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All kinds of fire.

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ANGRBODA

aggressivedevotions:

SO SHE’S ONE OF LOKI’S WIVES BUT IT’S REALLY MORE ACCURATE TO REFER TO LOKI AS ONE OF ANGRBODA’S HUSBANDS

BECAUSE REASONS ALL RIGHT

AND ANYWAY SHE IS ACTUALLY INTIMIDATING AS HELL AND MILDLY TERRIFYING BUT SUCK IT UP AND TALK TO HER BECAUSE SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS INTO GEAR

SHE LIKES OFFERINGS OF ENERGY AND SHIT 

LIKE IF YOU DANCE IN HER HONOR OR SOMETHING

OR EXERCISE I DON’T KNOW WHO EXERCISES NOT ME

BUT ALSO DEEDS AND PROMISES ARE PRETTY FUCKING COOL WITH HER

BUT DO NOT FUCKING BREAK YOUR PROMISES TO THE WOLFMOTHER

SHE WILL FUCK YOU THE HELL UP

AND HEY IF YOU’RE BAD AT MEDITATING AND YOUR GOD-RADIO IS BADLY TUNED SHE’LL JUST TAKE OVER YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DREAM

BECAUSE LET’S BE REAL THE HAGIA OF THE IRONWOOD IS PROBABLY MORE BADASS THAN YOUR DREAM ABOUT SWING DANCING

ALSO WHEN SHE’S CALLED THE HAG THAT WORD PROBABLY DOES NOT MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS

SHE’S NOT UGLY OR GNARLY LIKE THAT MAKES HER SOUND IN ENGLISH ALTHOUGH YOU MAY NOT NOTICE HER ATTRACTIVENESS BECAUSE OF THAT WHOLE THING WHERE SHE’S INTIMIDATING THE FUCKBALLS OUT OF YOU

IT ACTUALLY JUST MEANS SHE’S A SUPER FUCKING POWERFUL WITCH SO WATCH THE FUCK OUT

ANGRBODA RULES THE GODDAMN IRONWOOD AND IF ANYONE SAYS DIFFERENT THEY ARE PROBABLY WRONG

SHE ALSO GAVE BIRTH TO ALL THE CHILDREN OF LOKI THAT THE AESIR DISLIKE MOST

FENRIR THE GIANT WOLF (ALSO BADASS)

HEL THE RULER OF THE DEAD (HALF DEAD HERSELF SO CLEARLY AWESOME)

AND JORMUNGAND THE GIANT FUCKING SERPENT THAT GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND THE WORLD

SO BASICALLY EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES BECOMES COOL AS FUCK BUT NOT AS COOL AS HER

THE END.

-SIMON (fireandundertow)

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Wolf Like Me

Lera Lynn
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Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? Up on a pedestal or down on your knees, it’s all a male fantasy: that you’re strong enough to take what they dish out, or else too weak to do anything about it. Even pretending you aren’t catering to male fantasies is a male fantasy: pretending you’re unseen, pretending you have a life of your own, that you can wash your feet and comb your hair unconscious of the ever-present watcher peering through the keyhole, peering through the keyhole in your own head, if nowhere else. You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman. You are your own voyeur.

Margaret Atwood, The Robber Bride

I follow Margaret Atwood on twitter because she interacts with really funny nature accounts (she’ll rt something like @DucksIncorporated or @Birdwatchersunited and the tweet will be like, “The beautiful spring feathers of the meadowlark.”) Anyway. It’s easy to forget that she’s also a very dank writer.

(via christinefriar)

You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman.

This line, oof.

Been spending a lot of time lately trying to untangle how a lifetime of patriarchy has fucked up my own sexual agency. Nothing like getting derailed inside your own head by worries of how you look in the moment, whether you measure up to some external standard…

(via queeracula)

Wow this just took the thought trains I’ve had going round my head in the last few months amd blew them off their tracks.

(via pvwitch)

"You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman. "

Patriarchy summed up in a sentence. Well played, Ms. Atwood.

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Making sense is for losers.

Loki, before vanishing into thin air after having a very deep conversation with me (via lokeanrose)
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